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What's "Average"?
The first ruler was invented in 1675 and I'm guessing it was measuring some guy's dick before 1676...

Enlargement FAQ
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Blue Balls
Rather than a fiction invented by horny guys, blue balls are the real deal and they really do hurt...

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The greatest dick of them all, the undisputed king of the trouser-snakes, belonged to none other than Russia’s infamous love machine, Rasputin...

Jelqing
These enhancement exercises are referred to as "natural" as no external devices or equipment are involved. Two hands, some kind of lubricant and some spare time each day are all that is required...

When The Penis Breaks
Penile fracture isn't common but it does occur, probably more often than it's reported. Sufficient rigidity and sufficient force are all it takes...

Penis Size Around The World
Does the size of male genitalia differ between nationalities? According to new research it varies quite dramatically...

Growers And Show-ers
Why, you might ask, is there such variation in flaccid penis length? Why are there growers and show-ers? The answer is possibly an evolutionary adaptation to cold weather...

Women Talk About Size
What do women really have to say about penis size? See how a bunch of feisty females responded to the perennial question: "What's the perfect size?"

Traction Devices
These torturous looking devices are said to work by stressing the penis and relying on the body to rebuild and bulk-up the stretched tissue...

Warning On Jelq Techniques
PE guru Al Alfaro sounds a warning about some of the most common problems men experience when embarking on a massage-based enlargement program...

A Phallic Obsession
If you think there's a lot of variety in the locker room, you should see the cock collection at the Icelandic Phallological Museum...

The Conspicuous Penis: Crotch Watching
Forget about the rest of the body parts women are supposedly attracted to, it seems women are more obsessed with our penises than we are...


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Our Breast Obsession
What underlies our obsession with breasts? Is the impulse that drives us to lust after larger breasts just a simple genetic algorithm? Breast = Good. More breast = Better...




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8 May 2008
Men DO Marry Their Mothers
Whether a man's mother went to college and pursued her own career seems to affect the man's choice in who he marries...

5 May 2008
Internet Sex-Seeking Risks Quantified
The results of a new study have health researchers concerned that young men who use the Internet as part of their strategy to meet other men for sex engage in unsafe sex behaviors more frequently...

1 May 2008
10 Tips For Avoiding Dick Injuries
Medical journals are chock full of horror stories of men who had no idea when they woke up in the morning that they would be undergoing penile reconstruction before nightfall. Let me summarize ten simple rules that will significantly reduce your chance of succumbing to this fate...

24 April 2008
Eat Breakfast, Conceive A Boy
A new study shows a clear link between a woman's higher energy intake around the time of conception and the birth of male infants...

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