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#40783 - 07/29/13 07:04 PM Re: When was your first handjob and how was it for you [Re: cumbriankid]
Ratty Offline
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Jaysus Cumbriankid! who were you going out with? Myra Hindley???

She couldn't have been that bad surely!
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#40787 - 07/30/13 08:35 AM Re: When was your first handjob and how was it for you [Re: cumbriankid]
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Originally Posted By: cumbriankid
Yes!!!!! Bingo!!!! Your bang on pal!! My super dirty girl (mad of course) was like that! She was in to it! Every bit of her was in to it!! I would have married that girl.....if she hadn't of been mental. Super intelligent too! Great to talk to (when she wasn't out killing the innocent)! I have always suspected that being both mental and intelligent provide a sexual edge in a woman!!


She wasn't a teacher in Sheffield was she by any chance?

The one who could 'do' it for me was.

Intellectual talk one minute and then "Lets go to bed" - fuck like rabbits, then talk, then suddenly she was ready to 'go' again.

Sexually and mentally stimulating yes but after a night with her I went home with my balls and brain aching.

JipTu.

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#40796 - 07/30/13 11:59 AM Re: When was your first handjob and how was it for you [Re: Ratty]
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She was too much for you, eh Jiptu? grin
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#40799 - 07/30/13 12:24 PM Re: When was your first handjob and how was it for you [Re: CaroleTucson]
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Originally Posted By: CaroleTucson
She was too much for you, eh Jiptu? grin

Almost but not quite.
You know us Brits - back to base for more ammunition then - "Once more into the breach dear friends, once more".

Jiptu

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#41226 - 08/24/13 10:39 AM Re: When was your first handjob and how was it for you [Re: JipTu]
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Originally Posted By: JipTu
Originally Posted By: cumbriankid
Yes!!!!! Bingo!!!! Your bang on pal!! My super dirty girl (mad of course) was like that! She was in to it! Every bit of her was in to it!! I would have married that girl.....if she hadn't of been mental. Super intelligent too! Great to talk to (when she wasn't out killing the innocent)! I have always suspected that being both mental and intelligent provide a sexual edge in a woman!!


She wasn't a teacher in Sheffield was she by any chance?

The one who could 'do' it for me was.

Intellectual talk one minute and then "Lets go to bed" - fuck like rabbits, then talk, then suddenly she was ready to 'go' again.

Sexually and mentally stimulating yes but after a night with her I went home with my balls and brain aching.

JipTu.


Errr no this one wasn't BUT I have dated a teacher from Sheffield! Who knows maybe were custard cousins?

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#41234 - 08/24/13 08:49 PM Re: When was your first handjob and how was it for you [Re: cumbriankid]
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grinNine years old, could orgasm but not shoot a wad til 12>

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#41243 - 08/25/13 04:40 PM Re: When was your first handjob and how was it for you [Re: regal]
Ratty Offline
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Registered: 02/27/09
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Loc: United Kingdom
Originally Posted By: regal
grinNine years old, could orgasm but not shoot a wad til 12>


NINE?!?!?!?!
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#41266 - 08/27/13 03:08 PM Re: When was your first handjob and how was it for you [Re: Ratty]
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Yeah, I can relate with regal. Some of us are "randier" than others. As you Brits would say.
Go figure.
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#41268 - 08/27/13 08:07 PM Re: When was your first handjob and how was it for you [Re: Ratty]
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Registered: 04/03/10
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I'm guessing it was a selfie.
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#174853 - 06/13/14 04:28 PM Re: When was your first handjob and how was it for you [Re: Ratty]
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Registered: 06/12/14
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Loc: Canada
Oddly enough, reading this topic made me realize nobody's ever gotten me off with a hand job before. I had a few of the typical comparing times during puberty with friends, but that was mostly just mutual exposing and silly dares. Tried dating a couple girls, accepted that they got no reaction from me.


The weird part is after waiting a long time (I was 19), I somehow skipped right past handies to mutual blow jobs lol. Not long after though, an old friend I used to have a crush on invited me over to drink. Sex came up, then jerking off and things we'd showed strangers online. He suggested we jerk off together, and after making sure he wasn't just really drunk, went for it.


It became a kind of regular thing, and we touched each other a few times, usually for a small audience online. Even he admitted guys naturally know how to handle a penis right. On my end, I definitely agree - he has big hands lol, felt great. I avoided finishing while he touched me, figuring it might be weird to an otherwise straight man. But damn, surprises sure are fun, aren't they?

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