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#585 - 04/21/08 12:41 AM Poll: Preparing for a Big Date
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Guys, Some gals requested this poll.

You're going on a hot date and anticipate that you'll both end up at your place for some hi-jinx. What's the most important thing (assume that you already have condoms) to do before your date?
Prepping for a Big Date
Only one choice allowed (221 total votes)
Put clean sheets on the bed - 106 (48%)
Put a scarf over the lampshade, organize some candles and sexy music - 20 (09%)
Clean the bathroom - 62 (28%)
Make sure you have some Viagra handy - 10 (5%)
Buy in lots of booze - 23 (10%)

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#600 - 04/24/08 12:21 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: George]
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Awww common, with enough booze the rest of that crap wont matter... cept maybe the viagra in case of whiskey dick!

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#619 - 04/27/08 03:12 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Anonymous]
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If you want her to stay around for fun in the morning you better make sure you got a clean bed and bathroom (might as well have both clean if you're cleaning). Most women I know are happy that those two things are clean. The bathroom doesn't need to be sparkling clean, but hopefully you clean up the hair from shaving, wipe up the spilled tooth paste, clean the toilet, and maybe the soap scum.

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#661 - 04/30/08 12:31 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Anonymous]
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THE BEDROOM the whole thing. THE BATHROOM the whole thing THE KITCHEN the whole thing.
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#841 - 05/12/08 11:50 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: SADS]
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i always make sure my place is clean when a girl is coming over and have always gotten compliments on it. never needed alcohol to get a a girl in bed. or lies and I've done pretty well for myself.

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#1453 - 07/10/08 11:52 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Anonymous]
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You forgot to mention the condoms (or making sure that you did not skip any contraceptive pills).

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#1956 - 08/21/08 12:23 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Anonymous]
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don't forget the rohypnol

guarenteed to get you anal sex!

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#1960 - 08/21/08 12:44 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Anonymous]
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Uh, I'd say all of these are good ideas. Except, dont let her see the Viagra and try not to make it obvious that you're trying to get her drunk. wink

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#2355 - 09/13/08 12:36 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Jessica]
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definitely a clean bathroom wins points, but most girls kinda expect young bachelor types to have grody bathrooms.
Whats really important, is the clean sheets on the bed, and a reasonably neat bedroom, and that YOUR hygiene is faultless.
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#4208 - 11/07/08 08:29 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: CutCaliGuy]
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If you consume too much alcohol, your penis will NOT want to work. Clean sheets are good to have in general but a clean bathroom will show your woman that you're clean. No chick likes dirty bathrooms.
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#4232 - 11/07/08 04:07 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Harrytheman]
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Originally Posted By: Harrytheman
No chick likes dirty bathrooms.


try living with my roommate
she's a lazy, prissy, grotty bitch

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#4833 - 11/18/08 03:17 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Anonymous]
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i normally douche myself before a big date

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#5006 - 11/21/08 05:37 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: George]
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Originally Posted By: George
Guys, Some gals requested this poll.

You're going on a hot date and anticipate that you'll both end up at your place for some hi-jinx. What's the most important thing (assume that you already have condoms) to do before your date?

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#5935 - 01/03/09 05:11 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: The_Truth]
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Shave !! Lol.

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#5936 - 01/03/09 07:32 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: needadvice]
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Shower, brush your teeth and clean sheets!
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#6139 - 01/17/09 06:55 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Firefly]
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Go for high standard of Personal hygiene and clean everything else

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#6161 - 01/17/09 06:56 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Reg]
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Originally Posted By: Reg
Go for high standard of Personal hygiene and clean everything else


Yes- good way to put it!
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#7447 - 03/27/09 01:49 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Firefly]
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I chose Viagra because I wouldn't need clean sheets without the Viagra!
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#8262 - 05/04/09 01:01 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Penis B. Little]
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Definitely the clean sheets! shows her that you don't live like a pig and prepared to make the effort for her . And should you reach a point where bodily fluids are likely to be exchanged, provide a more pleasant environment in which to do so.
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#8270 - 05/04/09 04:40 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Ratty]
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Present yourself accordingly.

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#8522 - 05/19/09 09:19 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: 4wDr]
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yuk booze............ a sensitive lover does not need booze ......... but hygiene is a must, as is consideration, mutual respect and love. There is no substitute for gentleness and time taken to prepare the scene, after all the woman's body is her temple, and so your space should reflect the unique qualities that the woman has for you and of course visa versa. All should be soft and wholesome. Not tacky.
No getting drunk... rolling on and off like a booze cruise, or you will find yourself sailing alone..................
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#8543 - 05/20/09 12:22 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: jules]
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Drunken messin' around can be quite fun... haha.
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#8545 - 05/20/09 12:34 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: RainbowUnderwear]
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Originally Posted By: RainbowUnderwear
Drunken messin' around can be quite fun... haha.



Yeah-- and 12 yrs later I'm still with him! Lol! (and we stayed together after the drinking was over)
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#8548 - 05/20/09 01:39 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Firefly]
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Aha. =P ((But really, you're both alcoholics who drink away the memories of the bad drunken sex ... so that you can pretend to enjoy it in the future.)) Just kidding, obviously.
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#8551 - 05/20/09 11:27 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: RainbowUnderwear]
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Lol! I know your kidding.

We were friends for awhile before we started fooling around. It was back in our party days. You know, the whole every weekend thing out at the clubs that some of us go through. We continued the weekend clubbing for awhile into our marriage- together of course-- but gave it up over 7 yrs ago when we both quit smoking as well. The extent of our drinking now is an occasional glass of wine for me(haven't had one in a long time) and an occasional beer for him. Theres some in our fridge now thats been sitting there for weeks. So glad we aren't overdoing that anymore! It was fun in our 20's and even into our early 30's-- now it would just be sad if we were still doing that!

ok- way off topic.
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#8553 - 05/20/09 07:13 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Firefly]
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Haha, gotta love off topic tangents... I'm in my party days. It happens when you're 19, lol. Makes life fun and interesting. And takes the edge off school.
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#8556 - 05/20/09 08:18 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: RainbowUnderwear]
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Jeez jules, they're talking about sex not placing the woman on a pedestal so men can bow down and worship at her feet, beggin to do her bidding and satisfy her every whim. According to your train of thought a guy should change HIS space to reflect HER qualities everytime he and a girl go back to HIS place to have sex. Why not just have her over to redecorate everytime you want to have sex? A dumb immature male would probably just get it all wrong anyway and nothing would be soft and wholesome enough for her. Did you ever think that sometimes a couple just wants to get down and dirty? To be honest, if that's they way you are I feel sorry for any guy you date. He will probably never be able to meet your superior standards.

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#8559 - 05/20/09 09:41 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: beetleboy]
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I did agree with jules mention of hygiene and mutual respect. Very important! Hygiene is even one of the tips I gave in one of my articles.

RainbowUnderwear-- yep, your at that age! I thought you were older though. You seem to have a pretty good, healthy mature outlook on issues.
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#8561 - 05/21/09 01:08 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Firefly]
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Originally Posted By: Firefly
RainbowUnderwear-- yep, your at that age! I thought you were older though. You seem to have a pretty good, healthy mature outlook on issues.


=] Aw, that made me grin.
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#11306 - 07/23/09 02:28 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: RainbowUnderwear]
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brush your teeth. Twice.
clean the shower if you have the remotest dream of shower sex.
and clean sheets are a must. Seriously.
and both bodies are temples. Go worship how you please.

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#11898 - 08/01/09 07:12 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Penis B. Little]
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Originally Posted By: Penis B. Little
I chose Viagra because I wouldn't need clean sheets without the Viagra!


But if your sheets aren't clean, you'll have Viagra-induced erection and nobody to enjoy it with.

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#13053 - 08/25/09 04:55 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: pinkFlames]
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1) Cialis is much better than viagra. Gives you about 3 days of solid, guaranteed, on-demand erections instead of just 4 hours. Essential but not an option in this poll.
2) I would clean the whole place and tidy it. Although it is usually tidy already.
3) alcohol available, if requested. Although I avoid it.
4) ditto for marijuana, but I don't avoid it for sex.

no condoms wanted or required. I had a vasectomy 3 years ago. Yay!
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#14236 - 09/25/09 09:56 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Graham]
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I almost always have men come to my house. Problem solved smile
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#14472 - 09/29/09 11:28 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: CaroleTucson]
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yeah, except we have to have the clean sheets and hide the evidence of too much domesticity/ cyclical changes/ drying lingerie. and they know where you live.

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#14513 - 09/29/09 11:11 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Graham]
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Originally Posted By: Graham
ditto for marijuana, but I don't avoid it for sex.


I like your style, I have yet to have sex after smoking but I hear it's pretty orgasmic. I'm very much looking forward to trying it out. cool

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#14541 - 09/30/09 11:39 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: elrey123]
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Originally Posted By: Graham
ditto for marijuana, but I don't avoid it for sex.


I like your style, I have yet to have sex after smoking but I hear it's pretty orgasmic. I'm very much looking forward to trying it out. cool


Yuck. Can't stand the smell of it. Blah. If I get even a small whiff of it-- I will almost immediately get a really bad headache and feel nauseous. And it doesn't go away for many, many hours. So there would be no getting sex from me if a man smoked it before. Ick.


Edited by Firefly (09/30/09 11:40 AM)
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#14610 - 10/01/09 12:12 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Firefly]
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Originally Posted By: Firefly
Yuck. Can't stand the smell of it. Blah. If I get even a small whiff of it-- I will almost immediately get a really bad headache and feel nauseous. And it doesn't go away for many, many hours. So there would be no getting sex from me if a man smoked it before. Ick.


This made me chuckle cause I feel the same way. I went out with a man about six months ago who took me back to his apartment and lit up a joint as soon as we got in the door. I was surprised because he was in his 50's and had seemed fairly conservative before that.

It was also odd because I haven't really been around the stuff that much since college. I know that my daughters, who are 20, occasionally smoke but they keep it away from me.

So anyway, I asked this guy not to smoke around me, but he said he really wanted to and wasn't going to change just for me. LOL. I said I wasn't asking him to change his lifestyle, for chrissake. And I would have said the same if he'd smoked cigarettes. Needless to say, the evening didn't last very long.
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#14627 - 10/01/09 04:16 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: CaroleTucson]
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CaroleTucson...

It's definitely inconsiderate if he didn't stop when you asked. I'm 24 years young, and I only recently got into smoking. I don't overuse it, but instead view it as a safer alternative to drinking. I don't really enjoy cigarettes or cigars because that smell tends to linger much more than mary jane.

Before I started smoking I hated the smell but I grew to like it.

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#14629 - 10/01/09 04:48 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: elrey123]
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Yeah, I don't have a problem with people smoking pot. It's just that the smoke bothers me physically. His argument was that it was his house and he could do what he wanted. My argument was "you're right ... bye-bye!"
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#14643 - 10/01/09 06:41 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: CaroleTucson]
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Yeah- I don't have a big issue if people smoke it either- as long as they aren't obsessed with it. Seen too many people made apathetic because of it.

It mostly just the physical issue for me as well. When I was in my 20's, I was around it periodically, and it didn't bother me at all then. It didn't start to bother me until after I quit smoking cigs. Don't know why. I'm also more sensitive to some other fragrances as well. You know those "Axe" and "Tag" scents for men? They give me headaches and make me nauseous too. Give me some good "Old Spice" anyday over that cheap crap.
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#14653 - 10/01/09 07:18 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: Firefly]
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I like Old Spice too.

I think a lot of this is because as we get older our bodies are less tolerant of, for want of a better word, unnatural stuff. We can't drink as much, we can't eat junk food as much, etc, etc.

Conversely, there are other things that I find more appealing now ... like the taste of my man's semen. Just to throw that out there smile
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#14669 - 10/01/09 10:29 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: CaroleTucson]
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ugh. no old spice.
I do like old school bay rum though, so to each her/his own.
I'm immune to pot scent, but not lame potheads.
there's use and there's escaping.

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#14927 - 10/07/09 11:13 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: George]
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Change the sheets, and the pillowcases. Clean your place up, for God's sake, vacuum the floor, wash the dishes, clean the bathroom, etc etc. Put away any dirty washing - it smells. Smells kill libido. Consider cooking dinner for her. Go easy on the alcohol - one bottle of wine should do it. Not cheap wine, and serve it in clean wine glasses. Make sure the place is warm - cold kills libido. Get the bedroom ready ahead of time: clean bed linen, tidy, warm, incense, dimmed lighting. Some girls LIKE to know someone is trying to seduce them. Clean your teeth, of course, and shave - carefully... no woman wants to be irritated down there by some bloke who hasn't shaved properly - and you WILL get into some clit action, won't you? Speaking of clits - I am amazed no one has mentioned this: cut and polish your nails - she won't want to be scratched and cut in her various orifices. Think metrosexual - you won't go wrong.

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#14939 - 10/08/09 12:22 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: CFL]
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Originally Posted By: CFL
and shave - carefully... no woman wants to be irritated down there by some bloke who hasn't shaved properly - ... I am amazed no one has mentioned this: cut and polish your nails - she won't want to be scratched and cut in her various orifices.



Yep, yep, yep. Good advice. This may sound obvious, but make sure your hands are clean, too.
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#14951 - 10/08/09 03:19 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: CaroleTucson]
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Originally Posted By: CaroleTucson
Originally Posted By: CFL
and shave - carefully... no woman wants to be irritated down there by some bloke who hasn't shaved properly - ... I am amazed no one has mentioned this: cut and polish your nails - she won't want to be scratched and cut in her various orifices.



Yep, yep, yep. Good advice. This may sound obvious, but make sure your hands are clean, too.


and lip balm. Seriously.

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#15149 - 10/15/09 01:07 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: George]
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when both get horny... i duntink anything matters anymore but after tt bathroom shld be clean maybe that will strike a second chance to do it once again????

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#15440 - 10/22/09 10:48 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: George]
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I would go outside and sit in the swing to feel the cool breeze to make both get tired out. then go into the bedroom to get comfortable to wait to see when the time will holler. I would take it slow and easy. i am a type who will take time before jumping in bed with a female right away. If a woman is married, I will run and not want to hurt the husband. If the woman is single and divorced by showing paper to prove it. I may consider depending on the situation. If she has kids, got to wait til they go to sleep to make the process smooth as possible.

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#19234 - 03/22/10 05:58 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: George]
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Yes I think keeping the bathroom clean is a big one! I think it shows a little bit about your personal hygene as well!

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#31630 - 03/05/11 09:58 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: 4wDr]
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I would say bathroom and bedroom need to be sorted. Lets face it the first place a girl is going to go is the bathroom so she can have a sit down pee (having spent the entire night hovering because of a strange fear of getting diseases through toilet seats). She will then have to examine her appearence for about an hour even though she knows she is game on!!

The bedroom needs to be tidy and so does the kitchen.

The average girl is going to want to pee in peace, get a nice shower, sleep tight and get a good, clean breakfast in the morning. The rest of the place can be hell.

Mind you I once went home with a girl whos house looked like the site of a nuclear war. I almost didn't bother having sex with her but a hungry dog never turns down a sausage even if he is expecting a steak!!


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#32898 - 07/20/11 07:27 PM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: 4wDr]
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Clean the bathroom, and my sleeping area. Rest of the house is pretty clean. I hate bringing a girl home though. I'd rather go to her place. It's a like a little mini-vacation having some fun with a nice girl in a different place, waking up somewhere different after a night of fun. I also like doing hotel rooms for similar reasons, but unfortunately some girls think it's sleazy.
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#34624 - 10/04/11 12:55 AM Re: Poll: Preparing for a Big Date [Re: George]
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Awwww... most of you guys are simply trying too hard, spotlessly clean this, spotlessly clean that and what-not. Just be yourself, don't pretend being someone you're not, and with a bit of luck (always a major factor) you will be just fine. What I'm trying to say here is that you should not present yourself better than you actually are. This may, and most of the time it will, create expectations you will have to live upto in the days/weeks/months to come. If that coffe cup you left on the table in the morning or underwear and some socks in the laundry basket are going to ruin your chances with that girl then you should ask yourself if you ever had any to start with. On the other hand, if completelly redecorating your place would take less effort than to tidy it up your problem is much bigger than just not getting "lucky" with that girl.
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