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#33120 - 07/29/11 01:04 AM Re: Bad porn contest [Re: OlderMan]
granny_granola Offline
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Registered: 05/27/11
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Haha ... but I love it!

You might have a career waiting for you when you get out of the Navy, Olderman smile
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#33126 - 07/29/11 02:39 AM Re: Bad porn contest [Re: granny_granola]
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brew Thank ya, darlin'!
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#33135 - 07/29/11 02:56 PM Re: Bad porn contest [Re: OlderMan]
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Originally Posted By: OlderMan
Looking up in anguished disbelief from her crumpled heap on the steps, she spotted a lonely, mossy gargoyle high on the library parapet. She coughed at the hot pain of deceit crawling serpentine through her gut. The gargoyle's teeth were bared in defiance.

Crying, she pushed her hand under her own skirt and into the leg hole of her panties, then touched where he had touched, wanting. The dew came in spite of her pain and she cursed sharply, unladylike, under her breath. Vulgarity, she tasted. The pleasure was bitter yet undeniable. Her pussy shed heat. Damn him.

Now that's some bad writing!
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#34219 - 09/04/11 04:08 PM Re: Bad porn contest [Re: biker_061]
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There eyes met across the empty dance floor and Myra felt his gaze upon her as he slithered out of the corner and approached her, his greasy hair pulled back with a sequined scrunchy..
She shifted nervously and pressed her legs together trying to ignore the the stirring between her thighs.. but it was no use, As he leaned over her and smiled, his crooked front teeth distracted her slightly from his mismatched eyes.
"hey baby, you seem awfully fidgety tonight.. do I make you nervous?"
"Uh no, Its just this yeast infection itches like a sun-uva-bish....




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#34229 - 09/05/11 03:29 AM Re: Bad porn contest [Re: lilmissnaughty]
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Ewwwww! omg lol
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#34234 - 09/05/11 04:00 PM Re: Bad porn contest [Re: OlderMan]
lilmissnaughty Offline
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Yup.. Thats the reaction I was aiming for lol

As a side note.. bet its a good line to get rid of creepy guys in bars etc
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#34247 - 09/05/11 10:08 PM Re: Bad porn contest [Re: lilmissnaughty]
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Ewwwww is right!

Had to laugh at this.. " his greasy hair pulled back with a sequined scrunchy."

Sequined scrunchy!! lol. The imagery alone..


Now this guy is creepy!
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