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#33603 - 08/15/11 10:16 PM Re: Naked in the open air [Re: McAndrew]
Thonger Offline
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I don't get erections very often at the nude beach, but I did a few times. usually after falling asleep, I wake up with an erection. One time I woke up with one and noticed a couple of girls nearby staring and giggling to each other.

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#33615 - 08/16/11 09:07 AM Re: Naked in the open air [Re: McAndrew]
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Originally Posted By: McAndrew
Do you stand in the sea to keep your feet sand free, but risk a comedy falling over, or stand on the beach and try to guide your sandy feet through the leg hole without touching the sides.


Well, you can have fun brushing the sand off each other smile


Originally Posted By: Thonger
I don't get erections very often at the nude beach, but I did a few times. usually after falling asleep


Do you call that "morning driftwood"?


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One time I woke up with one and noticed a couple of girls nearby staring and giggling to each other.


You must be very secure to enjoy having girls giggle at your erection ... wink
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#33618 - 08/16/11 09:53 AM Re: Naked in the open air [Re: granny_granola]
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Originally Posted By: granny_granola

You must be very secure to enjoy having girls giggle at your erection ... wink

Generally it is considered that getting an erection on the beach is immature and a real man should have better control.

So girls, women and grannies, do tend to find a man's embarrassment amusing and have been known to play on this.

The ladies probably have the right to giggle at me, but I might be upset if they found my penis humorous.


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#33622 - 08/16/11 10:19 AM Re: Naked in the open air [Re: McAndrew]
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Originally Posted By: McAndrew
Generally it is considered that getting an erection on the beach is immature and a real man should have better control.

So girls, women and grannies, do tend to find a man's embarrassment amusing and have been known to play on this.

The ladies probably have the right to giggle at me, but I might be upset if they found my penis humorous.


Well, it's true that giggling at men is something that women do. It's just part of that whole flirtation thing going on ... lol.

But I wouldn't consider a nude beach erection to be offensive, assuming the guy wasn't otherwise acting in a pervy way. Just lying there on his beach towel with a hard-on causes no harm to anyone.
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#33640 - 08/16/11 02:55 PM Re: Naked in the open air [Re: granny_granola]
Thonger Offline
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Originally Posted By: granny_granola

Do you call that "morning driftwood"?


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA! You're hilarious!

Originally Posted By: granny_granola

You must be very secure to enjoy having girls giggle at your erection ... wink


I don't know if I'm secure. I just didn't have a problem with it because they seemed like they were having fun.

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#33660 - 08/16/11 10:48 PM Re: Naked in the open air [Re: Thonger]
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Granny, I'm sure when you checked out Thonger's photos in the members' pics area, you noticed he has nothing at all to be insecure about.
I'm sure the girls were hoping to hop on. lol
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#33665 - 08/17/11 01:19 AM Re: Naked in the open air [Re: OlderMan]
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Wouldn't that be a nice way to wake up! Having a couple of cute young ladies bouncing up and down on top of my "morning driftwood" in the middle of a busy beach. lol

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#33678 - 08/17/11 10:50 AM Re: Naked in the open air [Re: OlderMan]
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Originally Posted By: OlderMan
Granny, I'm sure when you checked out Thonger's photos in the members' pics area, you noticed he has nothing at all to be insecure about.
I'm sure the girls were hoping to hop on. lol


rotfl

Originally Posted By: Thonger
Having a couple of cute young ladies bouncing up and down on top of my "morning driftwood" in the middle of a busy beach. lol


I suppose I'm a bit of a perv, but it always surprised me that I never noticed any outward sexual activity on a nude beach. Personally, I found the proximity of all those naked bodies to be quite sexually stimulating.
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#33683 - 08/17/11 11:12 AM Re: Naked in the open air [Re: granny_granola]
McAndrew Offline
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Originally Posted By: granny_granola
Personally, I found the proximity of all those naked bodies to be quite sexually stimulating.

Well there you have it.

As admitted by my wife, women can think what they like and even read 'romantic novels' on the beach.
Whereas men have to keep cool.

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#33686 - 08/17/11 11:14 AM Re: Naked in the open air [Re: McAndrew]
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Originally Posted By: McAndrew
Originally Posted By: granny_granola
Personally, I found the proximity of all those naked bodies to be quite sexually stimulating.

Well there you have it.

As admitted by my wife, women can think what they like and even read 'romantic novels' on the beach.
Whereas men have to keep cool.


evil grin

Damn right ... lol
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