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#27152 - 09/27/10 04:46 PM Weirdest thing you've done with your cock
JDANG Offline
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I used to think posting pics of your cock online would have been a weird thing to do. But, after several posts, I don't think it's all that weird anymore. So I started thinking to myself, "What is the weirdest thing you've done with your cock?" Well....

Many years ago, I set out to make a plaster cast of my erect cock with plans to send it to a girl I had kind-of-sort-of dated a few years prior, and had remained friendly and in-touch with. She was a little more "straight-laced" than I prefer/ed, so the shock value was what I was going for.

Long story short (ha!): It is virtually impossible to remain rock-hard while mixing basically heavy pancake batter, all the while concentrating on getting ready to pour and plunge! That stuff solidifies really fast, and if you goof-up at all, that's that! The mould is ruined. Needless to say, she never received a package from me! LOL! laugh

So, have you got any "weird" cock stories?


Edited by JDANG (09/27/10 04:47 PM)

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#27158 - 09/27/10 05:08 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
Graham Offline
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showed it to a girl in my classroom when I was about 7 years old. I whipped it out under the table (during class time). She had a peek. Hey, she asked me to and I'm an obliging fellow. I think the girl sitting next to her might have told the teacher. My memories hazy on that part. See I was an exhibitionist back then too.

I shut it in a kitchen drawer once. I was high on marijuana and I wanted to know what it felt like. Weird, huh. I was pretty gentle, we're not talking slamming the drawer or anything.

That's all I can think of, at the moment, but there's probably more I did that might have been considered weird.
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#27193 - 09/28/10 12:48 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: Graham]
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Hmmm.
A couple weird things I did.
When I was 11 or so I would take my clothes off and cover my cock and balls with my dads shave cream and use a butter knife to pretend I was shaving ( maybe that's why I like shaving so much now)
The only other thing was to drip hot candle wax on it. It was rather pleasant actually. I just had to try it. Lol.


Edited by curious male (09/28/10 12:50 PM)
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#27232 - 09/28/10 03:43 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: curious male]
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I will add that for a period of time I also was thinking about a Prince Albert piercing.....but never did get up the gumption.
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#27652 - 10/02/10 12:51 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: curious male]
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Used an old vacuum cleaner to get off. When I was younger and just starting to masturbate I tried sticking the end of my dick in the metal end of mom's electrolux. I learned real quick that if I held it just right I got this really nice feeling from the vibration of the air sucking past the head. I think I did this for a few weeks till I realized that something was coming out of me when I felt REALLY good.

This started my sojourn with self gratification.

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#27655 - 10/02/10 01:54 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: gamer_reg]
JDANG Offline
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Originally Posted By: gamer_reg
Used an old vacuum cleaner to get off. When I was younger and just starting to masturbate I tried sticking the end of my dick in the metal end of mom's electrolux. I learned real quick that if I held it just right I got this really nice feeling from the vibration of the air sucking past the head. I think I did this for a few weeks till I realized that something was coming out of me when I felt REALLY good.

This started my sojourn with self gratification.


I'd have hated to be the one who had to empty out the vacuum bag! LOL!

I tried that, as well. I remember one time, I was in "mid-vacuum" and I saw my mom and dad pulling into our driveway earlier than I had expected. I had to rush to put everything away, as they would come in through the garage door which was right in the direct path of where the vacuum was stored. shocked

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#29006 - 10/12/10 03:48 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
anziano Offline
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You know, I've loved playing with my "favorite little toy" ever since I can remember back to maybe when I was 5 or 6 but slamming in a drawer or sticking in a vacuum cleaner??? Don't think so. When I was a kid, my dad had one of those "vibrators" you strapped onto your hand to massage your scalp to keep from going bald. (at least that's what he told me anyway) I remember strapping it to my hand and making other use of it when I was maybe 12-13. I've had several partners cover it with whipped cream, honey, chocolate syrup, and bourbon but that's probably all in the "not wierd" category. All I can do right now is think of that warm apple pie scene on the kitchen table in the movie "American Pie".

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#29147 - 10/14/10 03:58 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: anziano]
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I have had intimate knowledge of a pumpkin. It was Halloween and a very long story.

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#29150 - 10/14/10 05:24 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: D_Dub]
JDANG Offline
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Originally Posted By: D_Dub
I have had intimate knowledge of a pumpkin. It was Halloween and a very long story.


I'm assuming you pumped the pumpkin? LOL! laugh

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#29200 - 10/15/10 12:22 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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#29214 - 10/15/10 01:49 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: gibsonl4]
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Do ya think maybe there will be a "Punkin Humpin" contest in NE to go along with the "punkin chuckin" one already in place?

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#29217 - 10/15/10 02:07 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: D_Dub]
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Originally Posted By: D_Dub
I have had intimate knowledge of a pumpkin. It was Halloween and a very long story.


Take your time to type it up.....we'll wait! Very intrigued by this now.....

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#29276 - 10/16/10 07:46 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: BethG]
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Well the pumpkin story sounds intriguing.

Yeah, you could say posting pics on the net is a little odd, it's not something I would tell friends about, but maybe they've done it as well!

Strangest thing? Does shaving count? I normally trim, but it was hot last summer so I tried shaving it all off. Felt quite nice for a few days, but the stubble and maintenance got a bit too much for me.

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#29408 - 10/18/10 04:07 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: new2day]
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Hah! I've had intimate knowledge of a pawpaw!

I've told my partner about this and she thinks it's the weirdest thing... can't imagine why...


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#29431 - 10/19/10 05:05 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: CFL]
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I tried one of those dick extenders for a few weeks to do an article for the site. It's here - http://www.altpenisenlargement.com/extender_diary.html if you want to read it.

That was pretty gruelling and my wife of the time thought me insane.

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#29450 - 10/19/10 01:43 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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Originally Posted By: JDANG
Originally Posted By: D_Dub
I have had intimate knowledge of a pumpkin. It was Halloween and a very long story.


I'm assuming you pumped the pumpkin? LOL! laugh


That pumpkin never had it so good!

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#29458 - 10/19/10 09:49 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: D_Dub]
JDANG Offline
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Originally Posted By: D_Dub


That pumpkin never had it so good!


That's what I'd call a "jack" o' lantern!

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#29494 - 10/20/10 06:57 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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I've been enjoying my dick since it was "my birdie." Remember that I always was rubbing it.
Around age 11, I started to be able to "cum."
I used to "have sex" (?) putting it between the boxspring and mattress of my bed.
Have done the "Electrolux" thing too.
Never tried the pumpkin pumping but wouldn't rule it out under the right conditions.
Gotta admit, enjoy "Upping." (If you don't know, don't ask <eg>)
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#29499 - 10/20/10 08:06 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JimInPhila]
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LOL! You reminded me of how I used to @#&* a certain pillow, that had a hole in it, when I was a kid.

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#29514 - 10/21/10 12:29 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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Thanks for reminding me....
And then there was my teddy bear, a panda, who "somehow" get a hole in the crotch. That stuffing felt pretty good back then.
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#29519 - 10/21/10 07:58 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JimInPhila]
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Oh boy, there seems to be a lot of fruit and soft toy abuse going on here!

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#29540 - 10/21/10 01:08 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: new2day]
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Tho I've never tried this, I remember reading that the "best" fake pussy was a blended up mixture of spaghetti and some other stuff. You put all the ingredients in a blender and then have your way with it (hopefully after taking it out of the blender!)

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#29550 - 10/21/10 02:57 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JimInPhila]
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Originally Posted By: JimInPhila
I've been enjoying my dick since it was "my birdie." Remember that I always was rubbing it.
Around age 11, I started to be able to "cum."
I used to "have sex" (?) putting it between the boxspring and mattress of my bed.
Have done the "Electrolux" thing too.
Never tried the pumpkin pumping but wouldn't rule it out under the right conditions.
Gotta admit, enjoy "Upping." (If you don't know, don't ask <eg>)


OK, what's upping? I'm always looking for something new.

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#31556 - 02/20/11 12:16 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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I guess giving myself two piercings.

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#36471 - 04/10/12 11:51 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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When I was about 16-17, I was really into watching porn and I guess I compared myself with all the male pornstars. So I wanted to find a way to make my penis bigger. At that age ordering something online and having it delivered was out of the question, so was going to a sex shop. So I started thinking what can I do with stuff from home. I thought that I just needed to cause a suction to get things bigger. My solution: Shave cock and balls, apply oil, find a glass bottle with an opening large enough for my cock, light a match or piece of paper and drop into the bottle, place cock into bottle and create a seal. Match goes out, creates vacuum and I become erect.
Didnt work though, I am still woefully average.

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#36476 - 04/13/12 10:17 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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Average isn't woeful-- it good!

People think the word average in relation to penis size means that its not excellent or amazing. But thats a crock. Average in relation to dicks just means that most men are in that size range. The word average has nothing to do with it not being good enough.
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#37513 - 12/03/12 02:53 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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Ok, you guys are all just joking, right?????

I mean ... pumpkins? Spaghetti?

You're not serious???? confused
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#37533 - 12/05/12 09:48 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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i guess i'd have to say it was when i learned to switch hands???
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#37539 - 12/05/12 12:44 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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So you're "ambisextrous", biker???? smile
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#37541 - 12/05/12 01:25 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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Chopped its head of with an ax & roasted it over flames...... Oh wait.. you mean a different type of cock...... smirk
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#37555 - 12/06/12 11:01 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: lilmissnaughty]
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Originally Posted By: lilmissnaughty
Chopped its head of with an ax & roasted it over flames...... Oh wait.. you mean a different type of cock...... smirk


OUCH, that made me flinch laugh
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#37556 - 12/06/12 11:05 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: granny__granola]
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Originally Posted By: granny__granola
So you're "ambisextrous", biker???? smile


ambisextrous? i guess so! really i just can't type with only my left hand so some activities require using my left hand for other things!
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#37583 - 12/11/12 05:04 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: biker_061]
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Originally Posted By: biker_061
Originally Posted By: granny__granola
So you're "ambisextrous", biker???? smile


ambisextrous? i guess so! really i just can't type with only my left hand so some activities require using my left hand for other things!


So you're left-handed as well ?

Try changing hands, it can be a whole new sensation smile

JipTu

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#37584 - 12/11/12 09:48 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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i'm able to do most things 'either handed' things like throw a baseball or golfing even hand writing, not sure how useful its been over all but it is handy sometimes!
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#38126 - 03/20/13 08:54 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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i sucked my own cock

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#174854 - 06/13/14 05:44 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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I almost feel bad resurrecting threads a year later, but ah well. This topic's interesting.


Let's see... When I was 14 or 15, I stumbled upon some old school penis enlargement chat room. I guess I was weirdly worried my dick was small (I was being a typical teenage boy lol), so I remember trying that jelqing thing for a couple weeks. All in all I got over it, but it was weirdly exciting talking to a bunch of men about my penis, in a mostly nonsexual context.


I also realized I'm flexible enough to suck myself, like the previous poster said, so I guess that's a bit odd. I was 16, so yeah that talent got abused a lot lol.


Most recently, a couple years back I saw Puppetry of the Penis for the first time. It inspired some really amusing dare games with a friend of mine. Suffice it to say, I didn't quite get the "hamburger", but my dick would make a decent, if unusual looking, watch.

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#175048 - 07/14/14 12:47 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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We had a pet bird that I tried to get to lick it.
And once stuck a pin in the hole.
Both bad ideas.
I was young. Errr.. than I am now.

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#175250 - 08/10/14 01:33 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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I put Chilli sauce on a cue tip and stuck it down my urethra. Best cum ever, but the pain lasted about 2hrs afterwards.

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#175255 - 08/11/14 04:31 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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Gotta admit, never thought of that. Not sure I'd want to try.
So, what was the experience like, would you do it again?
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#175258 - 08/11/14 08:34 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JimInPhila]
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Not sure if you were replying to me (i'm still getting used to this forum) or not, but if so, I don't think I would do it again. I'm tempted, but the post orgasm pain isn't really worth it. I was watching a cbt jerk off instruction video, so I didn't come up with the idea myself.

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#175259 - 08/11/14 09:05 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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That sounds like ouch. And also, spicy. :-p

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#175265 - 08/12/14 08:06 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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Yes, sph, I was asking you. I get the concept of the thin line between pain and extascy, I'm just thinking I wouldn't go there.
Yea, "post orgasm pain" doesn't sound enjoyable.
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#175267 - 08/12/14 02:24 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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I guess the weirdest thing I ever did was when I was about 15 and very curious. I decided to take my temperature by inserting the thermometer, using some olive oil as a makeshift lubricant, into my urethra. I managed to get it in a couple of inches or so before I bottled out of inserting it any further!
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#175270 - 08/13/14 06:41 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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Ratty, Been there. Olive Oil? I just used some spit. I was about 8, had a sick day from school and was bored. Actually, I thought it felt good.
Didn't know at the time, it's called "UP," urethral play.
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#175281 - 08/14/14 08:26 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JimInPhila]
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Yeah, I don't recommend it.

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#176531 - 10/14/14 03:19 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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This is really sad! frown I don't remember doing anything weird to my cock! Maybe I'm getting old or just boring!!

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#177702 - 08/10/15 07:46 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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I decided years ago that when I finally die, I didn't want to waste a perfectly good penis. I want my penis and balls to be the most worn-out part of me. So in pursuit of that, I've done my best to wear out Elmo (my wife named him Elmo) and his balls-bag.

A sampling of unusual things I've done with Elmo (besides fucking lots of good looking women):
- Donated Elmo and his balls to the penis museum in Iceland, to be delivered there sometime before I die. They have a display there for him already even though they're waiting for the real thing.
- Molds were made of Elmo, from which other molds were made, which are used in the production of hundreds of thousands of dildos, penis extenders and butt plugs by a company that manufacturers Lifelike brand rubber adult novelties.
- Elmo's been featured in the documentary film, The Final Member, in which his head was tattooed, he was dressed up in various costumes/characters. Catch it on DVD or on Netflix.
- Elmo's been partially frozen. Google frozen penis images.
- Elmo's been used as a door knob. Google penis door knob in images (safe search filters off).
- Elmo's been sucked off by men and women of all ages.
- Lots more, but you're starting to get bored by now...


Edited by Xizang (08/10/15 07:48 AM)

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#177804 - 12/16/15 08:37 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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Sounds like you're making good use of Elmo so far ha :-) .

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