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#37555 - 12/06/12 11:01 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: lilmissnaughty]
biker_061 Offline
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Registered: 05/10/09
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Loc: Oklahoma
Originally Posted By: lilmissnaughty
Chopped its head of with an ax & roasted it over flames...... Oh wait.. you mean a different type of cock...... smirk


OUCH, that made me flinch laugh
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#37556 - 12/06/12 11:05 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: granny__granola]
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Originally Posted By: granny__granola
So you're "ambisextrous", biker???? smile


ambisextrous? i guess so! really i just can't type with only my left hand so some activities require using my left hand for other things!
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#37583 - 12/11/12 05:04 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: biker_061]
JipTu Offline
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Originally Posted By: biker_061
Originally Posted By: granny__granola
So you're "ambisextrous", biker???? smile


ambisextrous? i guess so! really i just can't type with only my left hand so some activities require using my left hand for other things!


So you're left-handed as well ?

Try changing hands, it can be a whole new sensation smile

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#37584 - 12/11/12 09:48 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
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i'm able to do most things 'either handed' things like throw a baseball or golfing even hand writing, not sure how useful its been over all but it is handy sometimes!
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#38126 - 03/20/13 08:54 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
kubo Offline
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Registered: 03/18/13
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i sucked my own cock

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#174854 - 06/13/14 05:44 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
ThePenIsMighty Offline
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Registered: 06/12/14
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Loc: Canada
I almost feel bad resurrecting threads a year later, but ah well. This topic's interesting.


Let's see... When I was 14 or 15, I stumbled upon some old school penis enlargement chat room. I guess I was weirdly worried my dick was small (I was being a typical teenage boy lol), so I remember trying that jelqing thing for a couple weeks. All in all I got over it, but it was weirdly exciting talking to a bunch of men about my penis, in a mostly nonsexual context.


I also realized I'm flexible enough to suck myself, like the previous poster said, so I guess that's a bit odd. I was 16, so yeah that talent got abused a lot lol.


Most recently, a couple years back I saw Puppetry of the Penis for the first time. It inspired some really amusing dare games with a friend of mine. Suffice it to say, I didn't quite get the "hamburger", but my dick would make a decent, if unusual looking, watch.

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#175048 - 07/14/14 12:47 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
dudedark Offline
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Registered: 11/02/11
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We had a pet bird that I tried to get to lick it.
And once stuck a pin in the hole.
Both bad ideas.
I was young. Errr.. than I am now.

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#175250 - 08/10/14 01:33 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
sph81 Offline
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I put Chilli sauce on a cue tip and stuck it down my urethra. Best cum ever, but the pain lasted about 2hrs afterwards.

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#175255 - 08/11/14 04:31 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
JimInPhila Online   content

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Gotta admit, never thought of that. Not sure I'd want to try.
So, what was the experience like, would you do it again?
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#175258 - 08/11/14 08:34 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JimInPhila]
sph81 Offline
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Not sure if you were replying to me (i'm still getting used to this forum) or not, but if so, I don't think I would do it again. I'm tempted, but the post orgasm pain isn't really worth it. I was watching a cbt jerk off instruction video, so I didn't come up with the idea myself.

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