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#29519 - 10/21/10 07:58 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JimInPhila]
new2day Offline
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Registered: 08/29/09
Posts: 396
Oh boy, there seems to be a lot of fruit and soft toy abuse going on here!

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#29540 - 10/21/10 01:08 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: new2day]
Thonger Offline
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Registered: 01/07/10
Posts: 551
Tho I've never tried this, I remember reading that the "best" fake pussy was a blended up mixture of spaghetti and some other stuff. You put all the ingredients in a blender and then have your way with it (hopefully after taking it out of the blender!)

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#29550 - 10/21/10 02:57 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JimInPhila]
D_Dub Offline
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Registered: 07/28/10
Posts: 22
Loc: Oklahoma
Originally Posted By: JimInPhila
I've been enjoying my dick since it was "my birdie." Remember that I always was rubbing it.
Around age 11, I started to be able to "cum."
I used to "have sex" (?) putting it between the boxspring and mattress of my bed.
Have done the "Electrolux" thing too.
Never tried the pumpkin pumping but wouldn't rule it out under the right conditions.
Gotta admit, enjoy "Upping." (If you don't know, don't ask <eg>)


OK, what's upping? I'm always looking for something new.

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#31556 - 02/20/11 12:16 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
zoomar Offline
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Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 21
I guess giving myself two piercings.

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#36471 - 04/10/12 11:51 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
heyzi Offline
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Registered: 04/10/12
Posts: 3
Loc: Canada
When I was about 16-17, I was really into watching porn and I guess I compared myself with all the male pornstars. So I wanted to find a way to make my penis bigger. At that age ordering something online and having it delivered was out of the question, so was going to a sex shop. So I started thinking what can I do with stuff from home. I thought that I just needed to cause a suction to get things bigger. My solution: Shave cock and balls, apply oil, find a glass bottle with an opening large enough for my cock, light a match or piece of paper and drop into the bottle, place cock into bottle and create a seal. Match goes out, creates vacuum and I become erect.
Didnt work though, I am still woefully average.

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#36476 - 04/13/12 10:17 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
Firefly Offline
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Registered: 09/02/08
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Loc: United States
Average isn't woeful-- it good!

People think the word average in relation to penis size means that its not excellent or amazing. But thats a crock. Average in relation to dicks just means that most men are in that size range. The word average has nothing to do with it not being good enough.
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#37513 - 12/03/12 02:53 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
granny__granola Offline
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Registered: 11/02/11
Posts: 267
Loc: Phoenix
Ok, you guys are all just joking, right?????

I mean ... pumpkins? Spaghetti?

You're not serious???? confused
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#37533 - 12/05/12 09:48 AM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
biker_061 Offline
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Registered: 05/10/09
Posts: 488
Loc: Oklahoma
i guess i'd have to say it was when i learned to switch hands???
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#37539 - 12/05/12 12:44 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
granny__granola Offline
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Registered: 11/02/11
Posts: 267
Loc: Phoenix
So you're "ambisextrous", biker???? smile
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#37541 - 12/05/12 01:25 PM Re: Weirdest thing you've done with your cock [Re: JDANG]
lilmissnaughty Offline
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Registered: 06/21/10
Posts: 821
Loc: scotland
Chopped its head of with an ax & roasted it over flames...... Oh wait.. you mean a different type of cock...... smirk
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