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#23399 - 07/29/10 02:43 AM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: CaroleTucson]
Graham Offline

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yes, I've done it definitely. Driving a car and maybe even riding my motorcycle. Just not to completion on the bike.

now I don't own any vehicle, by choice. So it's a bit harder, but I'm more of a home-based wanker these days.
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#23407 - 07/29/10 09:09 AM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: CaroleTucson]
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Originally Posted By: CaroleTucson
Originally Posted By: JDANG
LOL! I can't believe I am just seeing this one now....

Ummmmm, well.... I drive a 6-speed. So, one "stick" is all my right hand can deal with and drive safely at the same time. wink


I drive a 6-speed too, if you count reverse .. lol.

Actually, if you count low 4WD, I drive a 10-speed. And not a bicycle.


Must be some weird connection between six speeds and cock, cause I also drive a 6 speed, it's an XTerra! The first girlfriend got pretty good at switching knobs, I just operated the clutch - she liked taking my dick through the shift pattern, getting me "up to speed", and as I got closer, she'd take me into the next gear - always took me into high gear w/o fail, but I was consistently guilty of blowing the transmission, but then she enjoyed playing being a great "mechanic"! OBTW, I also have a 27 speed road bike...could we possibly be turning this number of gears we operate into a "mines bigger" contest LOL?

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#23419 - 07/29/10 12:51 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: skinback]
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My "manual transmission" is practiced strictly at home. Ha ha! laugh

I live in California, and we have a "hands-free" law in place while driving. So... Hee-hee! crazy

(How many more humorous analogies can I come up with...?)

I try to avoid getting into any sticky situations while I am operating a motor vehicle.

Ok, I'm done.

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#23421 - 07/29/10 01:23 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: JDANG]
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Well, the connection between cars and sex was made long ago, for sure smile
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#23436 - 07/30/10 12:30 AM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: CaroleTucson]
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I've tried it, but I really can't pull it off.

I really can't help but speed at least somewhat, so between having my hands occupied by the steering wheel (weaving through slower traffic) and shifter, and operating the clutch and gas/breaks with my feet, my body's a little bit too preoccupied with various sets of fine muscle control.

Plus, there's really no space to slouch in a Jeep Wrangler's driver seat unless you lean the seat back....and then you can't see the road...

This project seems destined for failure.
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#23442 - 07/30/10 07:56 AM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: CaroleTucson]
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Originally Posted By: CaroleTucson
Well, the connection between cars and sex was made long ago, for sure smile


Actually, I think the connection between cars and sex, while good, can't come close to computer-speak. I mean, how much RAM do you have? how big is your HARD DRIVE? how long does it take to turn your computer on?

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#23871 - 08/09/10 05:58 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: CaroleTucson]
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I did once on the drive between Savannah and the Western Carolinas. I was sleepy and decided it might help me wake up. Damned near killed myself when I came and rolled over to go to sleep.

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#23910 - 08/09/10 11:45 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: gamer_reg]
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Lol!
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#23968 - 08/10/10 07:16 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: Firefly]
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Seems like a good group for looking at vehicles with a sun roof! I guess anybody following too closely behind had best have plenty of windshield washer fluid, and a good pair of wiper blades.

Originally Posted By: Arkhan
I've tried it, but I really can't pull it off.


Dude, you're not supposed to yank it THAT hard, it not supposed to be detachable!

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#24111 - 08/13/10 08:20 AM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: JDANG]
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Originally Posted By: JDANG
My "manual transmission" is practiced strictly at home. Ha ha! laugh

I live in California, and we have a "hands-free" law in place while driving. So... Hee-hee! crazy

(How many more humorous analogies can I come up with...?)

I try to avoid getting into any sticky situations while I am operating a motor vehicle.

Ok, I'm done.


I wonder how many of those "Cell phone accident statistics" were actually just playing with ones antennae?

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#24126 - 08/13/10 03:25 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: skinback]
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I never masturbated while driving (I'm a boring safe driver!)

But I have, on occasion, been surprised by the feeling a tight pair of jeans putting pressure on my clit can have while I'm driving.

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#24128 - 08/13/10 03:41 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: Happyhousewife]
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Originally Posted By: Happyhousewife
I never masturbated while driving (I'm a boring safe driver!)

But I have, on occasion, been surprised by the feeling a tight pair of jeans putting pressure on my clit can have while I'm driving.


A tight pair of pants is OK for a guy, so long as they allow the flagpole to raise the flag, and they don't crush the nutsack. That's not usually the case, however, as they're usually just binding.

I do sometimes wonder, though, when women cross their legs and bounce their foot, if they're not playing with themselves like that. I see women all the time crossing their legs at their knees, and bring their top foot all the way behind the other leg, then they sit there sort of in a wiggle, and I'm thinking she's doing a little self satisfaction. At least I've heard that's what's going on, and it sounds like your "long drive pants" work like that too.

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#24151 - 08/13/10 08:05 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: skinback]
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I don't know about that. I cross my legs like you describe but it's not for that reason. Actually, I never felt anything sexual when I do that.

Maybe the other ladies have different answers...

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#24154 - 08/13/10 08:21 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: Happyhousewife]
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Originally Posted By: Happyhousewife
I don't know about that. I cross my legs like you describe but it's not for that reason. Actually, I never felt anything sexual when I do that.

Maybe the other ladies have different answers...


I'm just guessing that new avatar (which I like by the way!) was similarly inspired...

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#24165 - 08/13/10 11:32 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: skinback]
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Isn't it naughty?

This forum is sexier than Aphrodite. I thought my avatar should reflect that.

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#24167 - 08/13/10 11:42 PM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: Happyhousewife]
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Originally Posted By: Happyhousewife
Isn't it naughty?

This forum is sexier than Aphrodite. I thought my avatar should reflect that.


Just think of me as the spindle at the end of your railing!

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#24177 - 08/14/10 04:53 AM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: Happyhousewife]
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Originally Posted By: Happyhousewife
I don't know about that. I cross my legs like you describe but it's not for that reason. Actually, I never felt anything sexual when I do that.

Maybe the other ladies have different answers...


Same here.. dosent do a thing for me....

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#24185 - 08/14/10 08:30 AM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: lilmissnaughty]
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I third that. Crossin my legs and bouncing my foot does absolutely nothing for me.

Ditto for putting in a tampon. My husband once thought that it must be exciting putting in a tampon. But its not. At least not for me. And once its in, you don't even feel it.
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#24198 - 08/14/10 09:24 AM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: Firefly]
skinback Offline
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Originally Posted By: Firefly
I third that. Crossin my legs and bouncing my foot does absolutely nothing for me.

Ditto for putting in a tampon. My husband once thought that it must be exciting putting in a tampon. But its not. At least not for me. And once its in, you don't even feel it.


Seems to me that guys who obsess over their size need to be listening to what the ladies are saying, and when you're saying once your tampon is in, you don't even feel it, how far in do guys figure they need to reach before they find paydirt? As a guy, I'll be the first to say that that feeling of extending yourself fully as you push into a woman, especially that first entry, is totally a mindblowing feeling. But that's a feeling that is totally dissociated from size, every guy, big or short gets the same feeling, and nothing past that first couple or three inches is going to be felt by her, unless you ram her in the end zone.

The no thrill fom bouncing the foot cross legged myth I've heard about since childhood is officially debunked, I guess. Thanks for clearing up a longstanding mystery for me.

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#24498 - 08/19/10 01:33 AM Re: Masturbating while driving [Re: skinback]
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I tried it once, but the 3.83 final drive in town, 5-speed, and my desire to not look like a weirdo took over.

The little lady likes to reach over once in a while at night. She says it's fun to pretend she's helping me drive laugh

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