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#178108 - 03/26/17 11:09 AM First time to Masturbate
@$$@ Offline

Registered: 03/26/17
Posts: 2
[/color]How did you learn to masturbate?
WHO told you? Or did it just come naturally? Or something else?

#178112 - 03/28/17 01:37 AM Re: First time to Masturbate [Re: @$$@]
ThePenIsMighty Offline

Registered: 06/12/14
Posts: 111
Loc: Canada
Hm, pretty sure I mostly figured it out on my own, just fiddling around heh.

#178158 - 05/30/17 08:52 PM Re: First time to Masturbate [Re: @$$@]
alfan Offline

Registered: 01/17/17
Posts: 20
There I was, 13, straddling the bathtub buttnaked. I had been playing with myself for years (and why not), but had never ejaculated. This time though something felt very different. Then there was no doubt. It built & then splat into the tub.

Wow, that was great! So that's what it's all about. After cleaning up & flushing my first squirt, I began playing again, & sure enough I got hard & it started feeling pretty good. But damn, it wasn't quite enough. But I kept at it & kept at it. Sure enough, eventually there it was again. Splat a little, but the same great feeling. So I was blissful. This is going to be fun.

But the next morning I went to pee & holy shit, my penis was all puffy swollen. Seriously puffed up. I knew I was doomed. I could picture telling my parents, going to the doctor & confessing what I had been up to. I begged God to give me another chance, to save me from what seemed inevitable. I swore I'd never even think of doing it again. Truly. But then when I got up the next morning, holy shit! I was cured. Oh, thank you God! I'll never ever do it again.

Hohoho! That was a good one. It was amazing how quickly I adapted & decided it was just simple science or anatomy or something like that which had saved me. I've been thanking science & anatomy every since.


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