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#16546 - 11/21/09 05:10 PM Re: how often do you have sex? [Re: itsjustme]
Penis B. Little Offline
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Originally Posted By: itsjustme
dude, you need to get back on your medicine.

back to the thread, no matter your size, shape, schedule, or the car you drive, i believe it all comes down to the daily practice of love. promises of forever are meaningless, its what you do now, every day that makes the difference.

You mean all of that stuff flew over your head? I can assure you that the post that I wrote made perfect sense.You just have to know how to look into things. It totally political and was 100% anti-Obama. If you don't know your politics pretty well, then the whole post would be meaningless.
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My relationship has grown but now I have to spread it around because it has been a successful relationship and it only makes sense to put a tax on it.

>Obama wants to put a tax on businesses that are successful. In his campaign, Joe the plumber cornered him and he told Joe that
if he made money past a certain point, then he would "spread the wealth." Since my relationship grew and was successful, it then was supposed to be humorous because I made my relationship
successful and then needed to be spread around like a business that had grown. Since it was also successful, it would then need to be taxed also.



Have you every been taxed being in a relationship? It used to be only income tax because the girl could get pregnant from a relationship because of incum. But if you tax a
girl for incum, doesn't that make her out to be a prostitute.

>Have you ever been taxed in a relationship? refers back to the first sentence that I already explained.

Then I said that people only had to worry about income tax.Now girls would be taxed if a guy would finish in the girl, "incum"
then she could be at risk for pregnancy and would be taxed for that because of the extra money she might cost the government
because of the cost of health care that she would need before and after child birth suggesting that she would be an unwed
mother.Some women in this country actually get paid to have babies. So since she was being taxed for some guy finishing in her, then they were would end up paying her for that night that
she had the sex. Being paid for health care and having her kid
would then suggest that she would be getting paid for the cum inside her, making women that gets paid for having sex.What do they call women that get paid for having sex Excluding wives? Prostitutes!
>Gosh... Now they are friggin going to start taxing pregnant prostitutes. And if they don't pay their taxes they will end up screwed anyway.
Since the regular girl just got taxed because she got a creampie and for being pregnant and after I joked about her being a prostitute.Then that would mean that the actual pregnant prostituted would be taxed also.Being taxed for getting pregnant is not fair,so I said that she had been screwed over yet she was also screwed by her client.
I got a headache and I don't feel like going through the whole post.But it is very political in nature.


Edited by Penis B. Little (11/21/09 05:38 PM)
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#16588 - 11/24/09 03:37 PM Re: how often do you have sex? [Re: Penis B. Little]
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when i'm together with my gf it's basically 6 times a week, and has been since we met. We're both horny people and seem to have a pretty equal libido.

But then we also have a lot of free time and can flirt all day, kiss and cuddle etc and get pretty excited. Sort of like extended foreplay.

When we are in separate countries, like now, it's not at all. God, I really miss the daily sex. Now I've only got porn and my left hand to stop me from going crazy. Damn.
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#16589 - 11/24/09 03:39 PM Re: how often do you have sex? [Re: biker_061]
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Originally Posted By: biker_061
thinking back over the last few months, i'd say we average 6-8 times a week, sometimes twice a day (or more) somedays we miss for one reason or another. btw; i'm 54 the wife is 47.


wow, biker! That's great frequency for your age. I assume you've been together for a long time too? I'm 46 now and have gone from 2 times a week in my 20's to almost every day in my 40's.

Obviously being in the right relationship is really important.
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#16592 - 11/24/09 04:01 PM Re: how often do you have sex? [Re: Graham]
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And having enough time.

This past week has been difficult for sex. He was working 7am- 4pm and I was working 2pm- 11pm. He was sleeping when I got home--gone when I got up. Makes it difficult.
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#16593 - 11/24/09 04:49 PM Re: how often do you have sex? [Re: Graham]
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we've only been together for 3 1/2 years. maybe thats good,cause we might have overpopulated the place or screwed each other to death if we'd met sooner. we just are very compatable and equally horney for one another grin
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#16595 - 11/24/09 04:56 PM Re: how often do you have sex? [Re: biker_061]
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God, i haven't had sex for a week. I'm going nuts. My left hand seems like a far-off second best.

I've been in my current relationship for almost 3 years. But I'm visiting the UK and she's back in China frown
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#16736 - 12/05/09 08:38 PM Re: how often do you have sex? [Re: Graham]
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Generally 3 or 4 times a week. Once or twice minimum, 8 to 10 times maximum. I am 50, she is 46.

Depends a lot on our respective horninesses. The comments on intimacy are VERY important. We had a GREAT night on Friday, and we didn't have sex at all, just curled up together on my couch, ate meat pies with tomato sauce and watched a movie (The Importance of Being Ernest, with Colin Firth - what is it with women and Colin Firth - I just don't see it).

Then the next morning we went out, did some shopping, had a late brunch, arrived back at my flat around midday and suddenly - unexpectedly - had some urgent sex, started with her kneeling on the bed, half undressed and masturbating. Mmmmmmm....

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#16739 - 12/05/09 09:29 PM Re: how often do you have sex? [Re: CFL]
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I don't see how anyone could have sex more than once a week, with the same person no less! I subscribe to Romeo and Juliet's rule of loving in small doses to last for a long time. Doesn't sex for 3 or more times a week burn anyone out? How do you keep it exciting for the whole month? Or year? Or twenty years?

Then again, because I am a virgin, I am used to the idea of being sexless for prolonged periods of time. But still...

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#16743 - 12/06/09 12:52 PM Re: how often do you have sex? [Re: BobJo]
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i guess if your idea of sex is about the friction, in and out and etc., then yeah then why do it so often? but my friend, sex with a loving partner is so, so, so much more than that. it is an exploration that can turn up new things every time. connection, passion, tenderness, desire all come together with imagination and technique to create this amazing state of being that is hard to describe. ok, sometimes its just about the friction, but that is great too. my lover and i can go to bed at night and have an intense session, then when i wake up the next morning spooned against her she turns me on so much i want her again, and she wants me too. she just walked up and read this over my shoulder and commented that sex is a language that lovers can use to communicate with each other in an incredibly intimate way. yes to that! and in my opinion a person can never get enough of that.


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#16744 - 12/06/09 06:42 PM Re: how often do you have sex? [Re: BobJo]
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Originally Posted By: BobJo
I don't see how anyone could have sex more than once a week, with the same person no less! I subscribe to Romeo and Juliet's rule of loving in small doses to last for a long time. Doesn't sex for 3 or more times a week burn anyone out? How do you keep it exciting for the whole month? Or year? Or twenty years?

Then again, because I am a virgin, I am used to the idea of being sexless for prolonged periods of time. But still...


well, fiction is not reality. We do it a lot because we excite each other. The secret to avoid burn-out is variety. We try not to do it the same way each time.

actually, she likes it the same way for her because it works so she can have multiple orgasms. But I like to come different ways. For example, inside her pussy, in her hand or in her mouth. Since I always come last, that's where the variety happens.

also, quite surprisingly, I want to have sex more frequently in my 40's than I did in my 20's.
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